”Pick my brain”, you want to come by to “pick my brain”??! Well come right on by and clean off your fork! I’ll crack open my skull and let you eat away. God, what are friends for if they can’t share a little cerebellum? My pet peeve this month are people who beg, bother, bug you to “go for lunch to ‘pick your brain’” then when the cheque arrives they let it sit on the table and wait awkwardly for you to pay the bill. What the fuck? I always eventually say “hey, you wanna split this?”. Stop wasting my time AND expecting me to pay for it. Yeah my wallet is full but I got artists to propagate and careers to build. You think Metric want me out paying for your lunch instead of ensuring we sail past Gold on this new record?? We are on the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and selling out town after town. We got places to go and cover stories to pose for!! www.chartattack.com You think DFA79 give a fuck about me being a sucker and letting you eat buffet pad thai on my dime? Short, easy answer: “no”. The UK is taking a new shine to Rocks’ tallest duo and we are all back in B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S. Trent Reznor and the Queens are coming to our town and we’ve got to show them some LGR T-Dot hospitality. Darryl, stock up on the Jägermeister. MSTRKRFT is taking over!!! Have a listen right here…http://www.myspace.com/MSTRKRFT…it’s called “Easy Love”. We got shit to do. For the last 4 years I’ve ate lunch at my desk. The brain picking ain’t free. It costs ME and I like the money to stay in my pockets, my employees or my artists. Sorry if I sound like Tony Brummel today but sometimes people are so damn stupid. Until next month, I’m insane in the membrane.
Your President.
